New Rule

[Watching MTV]

Me: Have you seen these guys? They’re called the Pussycat Dolls. Only one of them really sings, but they all dance around skinny-ly.
Shazz: That’s Snoop!
Me: He’s creepy.
Shazz: What?
Me: Snoop Dog is creepy.
Shazz, standing: You do not dis Snoop! He’s Snoop! While you’re living under this roof you will obey my rules! And the most important rule is, you don’t dis Snoop!